a list.

things I have seen at wesleyan:

-10 people dressed up as giant fruit do an interpretive boogie in the cafeteria.
-a plastic anatomy-lesson-esque skeleton chained to a bench outside of the campus center.
-people diving belly-down and head-first down a giant slip-and-slide spanning the entire length of foss hill and greased down with palmolive.
-a giant, fat, black rabbit hopping around outside the campus center at lunch, pausing to be pet.
-the expressions of sheer joy and exhilaration on everyone's faces as they go sledding.
-the expressions of sheer joy and exhilaration on everyone's faces the day thesises are due.
-students streak a tour group.
-PREFROSH streak a tour group.
-giant chicken-wire spheres filled with flowers.
-people strewing rose petals all over andrus and foss hill.

things I have done at wesleyan:

-drank homebrew apple wine in the rain.
-went mud-wrestling on andrus field in the rain.
-dropped a television four stories just to see what noise it made when it hit the ground.
-ditched class to sunbathe on a roof.
-explored the tunnels.
-discovered a giant cape made of AOL CDs in the tunnels.
-defaced a building.
-chalked.
-climbed a tree at night just to scare people passing by underneath.
-eaten birthday cake in a graveyard.
-attended less than 30% of the lectures for a course.
-squaredanced under the stars.
-climbed into: the rafters and clocktower of memorial chapel, the roof(s) of the science center, hall-atwater, and judd.
-pet the stuffed buffalo in the science tower.
-spent an entire weekend locked in my room drinking green tea and reading furiously.
-spraypainted a VW bus.
-waltzed in a mosh pit wearing a sundress.
-had my naked body on display in the all-glass Zelnick pavilion.
-ran around in the snow taking pictures in jeans, a Unicorns t-shirt, and fairy wings.